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"Illegal Fireworks Director" is a title that requires zero credentials, one burnt eyebrow, and a cooler full of mortars from a parking lot in South Carolina. Five words of liability waiver is more honesty than most employers offer.
The Details:
Yellow starburst explosion graphic sits behind large distressed white block text reading "ILLEGAL FIREWORKS DIRECTOR" stacked in three lines. A white-bordered rectangular box below contains smaller white text reading "I RUN, YOU'RE FUCKED!" in a grunge style.
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Ships within 48 hours · Estimated delivery Jun 22 - Jun 27
US$40
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