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Vernon's detention empire runs on cheap business cards and the conviction that making teenagers sit still is a marketable skill. Bender called the bull's bluff and the bull folded like a card table. Inspired by The Breakfast Club.
The Details:
Arched distressed white slab-serif text reads "DICK VERNON'S" across the top. A circular badge below contains a black and white illustrated portrait of Dick Vernon in a sport coat with finger raised, flanked by two small skull icons, with a ribbon banner reading "DETENTION SERVICES" and "ESTD" and "1985" on either side. Distressed white serif text along the bottom reads "DON'T MESS WITH THE BULL, YOUNG MAN."
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